Hey, let's cancel something today.
What do you mean? Isn't that a function on the computer?
Of course. But you haven't heard of it before?
Maybe, like when you cancel a date or a barbecue outing on a Sunday afternoon with the boys.
Oh, I usually hear about it in another context, not with those Sunday parties... You have those? Even for dates?
Yeah, you wanna join?
I don't know. It would be cool, right? I wish I had a date to cancel. What is it like?
Of course, pal. Just bring some chips, your best jersey and you'll get along.
Are you sure? They won't cancel me?
Of course not.
What about those dates? Can I have one too?
Well, it depends. Are you going to come with a Pats jersey or a Miami Dolphins jersey?
I like dolphins... those are great animals, really smart.
Oh, shucks, I think the game got canceled due to the snow... Maybe next time...