Hey, I’m so cultured.
Cultured? What’s that word?
Oh, it’s like, we always, like say that. Culture, culture. Like, culture. You don’t know?
Oh, what is it?
It’s like that thing.
Oh, I found the dictionary definition. I have that. Do you?
Oh, culture, of course. But you don’t. I’m more cultured. You’re uncultured.
Oh, ok, I’m Armenian, which means I bear culture, ancient culture. I actually don’t like speaking to you though because you’re an outsider in my homeland, making fun.
I’m like a queen or king of that culture. The Armenian culture.
But you’re black.
Oh, I know it better.
You don’t. It’s not mathematics. You’re like from another land. Go back. You may find yourself where you’re from. And the definition of culture here is not stealing from me and other Armenians, it’s staying out and finding your own unless you’d like to honor it. You also made that word sound ugly, stop repeating it.
Oh, ok, that’s like racist.
What is that?
You said I’m black.
So? That’s your color of skin. Is there a problem with that? It’s a color, and it’s different. It’s not from here. And it is said in the context of your desire to be more Armenian or rather Armenian in denial of my ancestry.
Oh, ok. I’m going to sue you.
Ok, this is satanic. You are stealing what is mine, then killing me by saying I don’t possess it, then destroying that which you stole. You also don’t learn or appreciate it by invading privacy in therapy as a therapist. Even if you died for Armenia, gave your life, you will always forever be outsider, without a doubt, even in heaven we would make fun. Even if you sacrificed your life like Jesus. You must’ve stolen from someone I know. Are you a cannibal? Maybe his DNA or insides you ate?
Oh, your law court doesn’t like me. Bye.
Bye.