One day in heaven, the Father looked at Jesus and said, My Son, my only Begotten, what does the dictionary say in the section L?
My Father, how are you doing this evening? I miss the sound of your voice. You've been resting for some time. I will look it up for you, Father.
Turning to St. Michael the Archangel, he asked him to locate and bring heaven's dictionary.
St. Michael, after a deep search and flight over the library of heaven, located the best and most accurate dictionary he could find, updated by St. Mary, the seraphim, and the angels of heaven.
Upon approaching the throne of Jesus Christ, the Lord, he bowed and said, in worship, My Lord and my God, my King, the Almighty, behold the book of heaven defining all things.
Our Father asked that we would bring to him all that is written concerning the section L. St. Michael, commander of my armies, please read to me and to all of heaven, before the throne of heaven and earth, under the holy gaze of the Father and the attention of his ear.
And St. Michael amidst the voice of the choirs of legions of angels, singing hymns of eternal beauty, read, The definition of love, my Lord, is to be Armenian.
The Father, pleased with the dictionary's definition, St. Michael's reading, continued his rest, knowing that earth was under proper care, chronicling the dictionary as the most definite one of all, for all ages, to the end of time and beyond.
Within the breast of Jesus Christ was Armen, the definition of being Armenian.