I saw a law the other day. I didn’t like it.
What was it?
It was the Anti-Good Person Law (AGPL).
Oh, I heard of that one. It’s made from the heart of a person. The ink was real nice for that one, really dark. You could see the color clearly on a white page.
That’s quite convenient. What’s it about?
Oh, it’s about saying the opposite thing of good people. If they’re good, you say they’re bad. If they’re smart you say they’re dumb. If they’re athletic, you say they’re fat.
Oh, that’s a law?
Yes, the ink dabbed really well in that grey heart.