Oh, hey, look, it’s a guy, calling. Let me pick it up!
“Hi I’m calling regarding Frank, I know him really well, just wondering what he’s up to.”
Oh, ok, he’s sitting right here.
Coworker: Why would you say that? We don’t even know the guy.
You’re right. Let me talk to him… How do you know this man.
“Great, I’d like to put meds in his food. I know him well. Good boy.”
Oh, you know him. Ok.
Coworker: …