Hey, check out my cooking online.
Oh, nice, I love it!
Which one do you like?
I like the one with the sauce.
Which one? There’s eggplants with meat. There’s a soup with lentils and red pepper spices.
I’m not sure.
Ok, I like you, here’s a ticket, it says you can have Leap-on-on-tsi fervor for two minutes today, but after I have to kill you. Ok?
Wow, what a privilege. Thank you. Can I choose my dying meal.
Of course. But you have to die afterwards. Take your pick.
I can’t believe it. I can feel the fervor already.
Ok, that’s a violation.
What do you mean? I even have the right accent for the lentil soup. Chore-buh.
Where’s your ticket.
Here.
That’s not the proper certification. Get out.