Abu Bakr, what happened to Mohammed, asked Ali.
We don't know, I think he died, said Umar.
No, you killed him. I'm sure of it, said Uthman.
How is that possible? There is no logic in your statement, said Abu Bakr.
Wasn't he the prophet? said Umar.
Yes, but he was too violent, so we had to write a book and make him look like a wise guy, said Uthman.
How dare you, he is looking at you now from heaven, said Abu Bakr.
You mean those 7 virgins? He's far too occupied for me, said Uthman.
Abu Bakr, a master of logic, decided not to take Uthman's life, slaying Ali, Umar, and himself in an instant.
Now you may have the Christian heaven where there is only God and gazing upon him, and we will have the Islam one, as you have described, uttered Abu Bakr before he died.
Uthman looked around the room and said, logic has failed today, faith has won. I’m alive, they are not. Come, my servants, let us take their wives too.