Look at you, you’re past teenagehood and still practicing that chastity stuff. No use.
But it’s in the Bible.
Yeah, but look, you’re not even married.
Sure, but being unchaste won’t help.
How do you know?
Because it’s sin.
You’re too old.
I just past 25.
Well, time is ticking, you have 8 years until you get married to Jesus.