There once was a man so disturbing and eerie that he irked the greatest men. He disturbed the world order, the greatest tombs of men of history and valor and sainthood. He ruined cultures, heritages, races, and peoples, with his trickery, stupidity, and the power of envy and jealousy.
A clever man, well knowledged and endowed with wisdom, came up with a quick trick.
He got what appeared as mustard and offered it to the jealous disturber of humanity. Eating it so quickly, he put it on all things, healing him of his jealous even, having never been offered mustard before, he even exclaimed in joy in the privacy of his room.
The clever man simply laughed, after saying, Here, some mustard.
And he walked away as quickly as he could, for the mustard was in fact a form of uranium.