What’s my name? 

It’s pure. Don’t you remember? 

I don’t. You must remind me. 

It’s pure, and very nice. 

What is it? I mustn’t forget. 

It’s very pure. You must remember. 

Ah, I’m pure. That’s my name, isn’t it! We must eat far more healthy foods then and more water. Find the cleanest water, and get that muck off your shirt! Clean everything! 

Sir, your name is Pure Boy Elder. 

Oh, are you sure? 

Yes, I am certain. 

Ok, then just give me some toys and call the church, and let’s see what we can do for the Presbyterians today. 

Good, they’re all dead. It’s over for them. No more Calvinists. 

Ok, and what about the toys?

It’s ok, you’re not that young. 

My name is Solomon. I am very aware. Now go get your Bible and let me teach you wisdom and instruction, he said as he got his cane and started chasing down the sloth for his trickery! 

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