Trump: Hey, what’s going on there, Netty?
Netanyahu: Ummm, I think Turkey is coming for us.
Trump: What are we going to do about that, Netty?
Netanyahu: I’m angry, you are not doing your job. Pshh, I’ve been through multiple Presidents. Come help now!
Trump: Woah, let’s see here. You go after Turkey, I’ll go for the Panang Curry Duck soup. Let’s see how it goes. Ok, Netty?
Netanyahu: I’m David, he’s Goliath. I’ll take em down myself.
Trump: Or maybe, I’m David and you’re Uriah.
Netanyahu: Hmm..
Trump: Or, I’m Moses interceding, and you’re Israel… Netty…
Netanyahu: when did you learn all this.. theology?
Trump: Just eat the Panang and I’ll get the Turkey. Thanksgivings coming. You can be the stuffing too. Ok?