1: I’m so pure, I never even talk badly.
2: Oh, I’m purer, I never even lust after people.
3: Oh man, you won’t believe it, I’m the most pure, but I’m not going to say it.
1+2: Why?
3: Ok, I’m a virgin. She laughed.
400: Ալլահ, կույս չեմ, հուրի եմ. Said the last man.