Hey, I’m Francis Chan. I do rebuke stuff like that Leo guy.
Oh, cool.
Yeah, let’s open the Scriptures.
You’re so sincere bro.
Of course. Do you know Jesus?
You do. You know him through and through, but need to work on it in prayer. So sincere and genuine. Your facial crunching shows it.
Oh, Jesus loves you. Did you know that?
That was awesome face crunch. You’re so sincere.
Oh, he does. Look, it says it right here. In the Scriptures.
You know it. You live it. You believe it. And it’s only faith, no works. Let’s be sincere.
Awesome, that’s justification by faith!
… the man looked up to heaven and the hand of God slapped Francis on the cheek, Go home and sin no more, said God, for you have defiled the church enough with sexual immorality. Leave the virgin alone.
Oh, but God, said Francis Chan, (shrug shrug) I love you so deeply. Look at the Scriptures with me, he said shrugging his shoulders like a sincere enthusiast.
… As he shrugged, the fires of hell consumed his whole body as he was burned in flames of hellfire.