There once was a monkey who upon seeing his family attacked and his wife raped, went quickly after the incident to report it swiftly, rather than engaging with the enemy. For that would be against the law.
God’s speed, said his children after having their limbs chopped off.
He approached the station, but they needed to conduct an investigation first.
After 12 months of investigation, the monkey cops concluded no such crime happened.
Girded with justice, monkey man, went to the court of law, seeking the greatest justice.
However, as he was arguing his points, the killer monkey contradicted each one, giving witnesses of all his wives, including monkey man’s own wife who was threatened to point of death in captivity.
The monkey man returned home to his children who having lost so much blood over time of the trial passed away.
Next time, he thought to himself, he should get a monkey lawyer.
That was his great mistake.