Hmm, Armen is a virgin.
I know, it’s rare.
But, that’s praiseworthy.
It is. But what do you mean?
Well, we could easily say he’s infertile or something, since he prays a lot and doesn’t go out and have sex with people.
Not doing those things is in fact the source of fertility itself. Prayer is nearing Life, Life is fertility.
Really?
And sexually immorality actually makes you compete with the women's partners previous to you. It’s constant competition after day one. Virgins can just kick back and relax most of the time. No threats to their fertility if a bigger guy becomes a lover of a woman you had once.
Hmm, but that makes us look bad.
Sure.
We should just say that he has an issue.
But this is all heavenly virtuosity. It’s the reason why he writes so well I think. Virginity in writings of saints is actually a virtue that gives one an easier path to sainthood. It’s like recruiting a talented athlete. The virgin is a recruit for God because they have more potentiality to become holy.
It’s still a problem. We should just lie.
No, thanks. I like God. And I like Heaven. They say it’s nice there and bad downstairs.
Let’s just say the opposite. Let’s see what happens. Maybe we can steal partners from him, pure girls who gravitate towards him.