Hey, are you a Christian?
Yeah, I do porn. Tryin to get free.
Oh, ok. Interesting.. How was worship?
Oh, I had a clear mind, really good, no probs with lust. The guitar was great this time too.
Isn’t that abnormal? I just want to hear about your faith..
Oh, it’s like every Christians’ struggle. It’s been only 8 years I’ve been in the game. Girls and women too, it’s tough.
Oh.
Joe over there got free after 12 years. He’s like a saint now.
Hmm.. I struggle with that too, probably more than you. But you guys have higher standards. Kind of upsetting.
Nah, it’s supernatural still. Look, I’m loving you bro, and you’ve never confessed till now. So hurrah. It’s still supernatural. There are some innocent virgins out there, no problems, peering through time and space.
There are? How many?
Not sure. No excuses though. Hell is real, gotta go. You should get with it.
How is that real? It’s just a teaching.
Yeah, right, look me in the eyes: we all start somewhere, you should get rid of all that physical immorality too, that’s what took me 7 years to do. That’s the real sin. It ruins lives, causes insensibility, loss of conscience, rape, not only impure minds.
Ok. I’ll try.
Now go, be free, and sin no more.