Hi, who are you? asked the sunbathing man.
Hi, I'm nonevangelical, who are you?
Oh, I'm not evangelical either. That's interesting.
Yes, I'm not the sun either.
Oh, me neither. Are you okay?
Yes, said the man as he walked away.
The sunbathing man turned to his wife as she sipped her virgin Piña Colada and said, He is a very good gentleman.
How do you know, asked the sipping wife?
He's the sun because he's nonevangelical.