Edward once had an insight and desired to share this insight with all mankind.
He looked upon his friend and said, Friend, I have an insight and I'd like to share it with you.
I once was seated upon a toilet and I thought, Why is American culture and speech so ugly and vulgar and repulsive? I looked upon my poop and said, Ah, yes, it is like that.
Then, as I reached for the toilet paper, I thought, Ah, China is here to clean up the mess!
Next, as I stood up and pulled up my clothes, I said, Ah, the Frenchmen, here to cover things up!
Finally, I turned the knob of the door, and thought, Yes, Armenia, the gate to eternity.