What’s your vision of heaven?
Probably eating the purest and uncontaminated khorovats while watching old tapes of my brothers messing with my food through surveillance but surrounded around a fire pit with those who beat their ass and sided with me instead of them, looking at them rotting in hell. Then, we would do a shourchbar around the fire pit.
Interesting. What else?
Oh, there’s the face of God too. We would look at him, his face, with our own eyes. That would be a good part.
Isn’t that the main point?
Maybe, but they stole those pair of eyes from me on earth, so I already did that thousands of times as a prayerful and holy and chaste Christian on surveillance before.
Where are those eyes?
I think he still has them. He gets to behold God hate him and unleash his wrath upon him for eternity!