Hey guys, where are we going to worshhhh-up this Sunday?
Oh, we’re going to Hill Billy Center.
Oh, great, let’s werrrr-shhhh-up there then.
Cool, can I bring my toy?
What toy?
It’s a warship. It’s designed to take down all enemies.
Oh, great, who’s the enemy? Let’s go get em so we can werrrrr-shup this Sunday.
It’s the one who gave you that accent and word. It’s just prayer.
You’re right, let’s go pray!
Yes, let’s go. You’re good, just don’t take in all that American stuff like gatnabour next time.
You’re right. It just slipped in like sir-up.
What’s that?
Sir-up.
You mean orange blossom?
Yes, the honey.
Անուշ:
No, the Row-z Wot-errr.
You mean վարդի չուր:
Ok, let’s go to Hill Billy Center, can grab some knefe there too.
We’re going to Echmiadzin. Get a ticket and let’s hop on a airplane. No more shups or sups or rowing anymore.
I’m sorry, it’s just a word! We can stay here. It’s okay.
Fine, but if you’re going to use a word, make sure its root is Classical Latin at the very least and not Old English.
But worship has its roots at least the second part in scipio, likely referring to Moses’ staff as a means of worshipping God! Look, weorthscipe, the second half, with a Latin root unknown to all, comes from scipio likely, which means staff or rod! It’s no coincidence that worship includes this word which brings us to the origin of worship, the Israelites and Moses’ leadership to Sinai and the promised land full of կաթ եւ անուշ:
You mean, millkuh ann hunee.
Now, we can go fell-uh-owuh-schih-puh, at Hill Billy Center!
I’m in. Armenia doesn’t stand a chance against you and this accent! I surrender. There’s no going back… It’s Christianity or culture, and I choose real and true Christianity today because you can find it anywhere, even at a Hill Billy Center!
Ok, you have a point.
No, I’m kidding. It is found in the heart. No center can offer what deep meditation, contemplation, and prayer can, united with occasional visits to Armenian Churches along with warships to battle the infiltration of accents and bad words.