Person 1: Hey Armen, why did you go to Armenia?
Oh, hey, you haven’t reached out to me since my fiance was raped by the whole community without my knowledge. What’s up?
Oh, bye.
Person 2: Hey man, what’s up?
Oh, hey, how’s it going?
Why are you in Armenia?
Oh, you haven’t reached out to me since my little brother made slanderous and demonic lies about me after raping my fiance. What’s up?
Person 3:
Hey Armen, how are you doing?
Oh, I’m good, how are you? I see you haven’t replied to any texts for over 2 years.
Oh, I was busy calling you insane because of your family and I also cucked you a couple times or more.
Oh, that’s awesome, I like honesty, now come and let’s go out. I have to punch you a few times or more and then we can be friends again.
Deal. I deserve a kick on the nuts too.
Cool, I’ll do that too.
Awesome.