Hey, I have a thing I’d like to talk about with you.
Yeah, what is it bro? Huh! Yeah, bro, what is it? Huh!
Oh, you’re weird.
No, you’re not pure, you’re not chaste. Yeah, bro, what’s up? Huh!
Oh, go be a virgin.
I’m cool.
Give it a shot.
Huh, ok. What do you mean?
Go be one.
Oh, I can’t.
Ok, now suppose we are in heaven.
Ok.
Go be a virgin.
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You see? Now do it to me.
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Do it to me.
Be a virgin.
Great, I am. Now, keep going.
Ok… I get it. Be chaste.
Oh, that’s easy. I can do that. But you can’t do me.