There once was a man who always did experiments, even at the cost of those he performed them on. He did unimaginable damage to the subjects, unwillingly and unknowingly participants in experiments. If there was a trigger, he would cause it to be activated. If there were a harm, he would cause it to be made into effect. His subjects would get so upset, at his sadistic curiosity that finally one participant found a solution.
He gathered all man’s children and said he wants to do an experiment on hardness of a rock and its velocity. The man said, Sure, you may test this.
However, little did the man know that the object he would test his rocks on were the heads of his own posterity. Without one absent they all passed away due to traumatic brain injuries, bruises, and lack of care. It was a successful experiment.
We learned something over the course of this experiment, Said the former subject and participant, It was worth it, he concluded, and chuckled.