Look, it's a pie. I get half of it and you get the other.
Child takes three quarters.
Hey, I said you can only take half.
Child takes another eighth of the remaining quarter.
Ok, so I get the remaining eighth and you get the rest, ok?
Child eats whole pie.
Hmm, I get the plate, ok? You can have the pie.
Child grabs plate and smashes it on the ground.
Stop it!
Child cries and walks away.