Good man, you seated there are the great Chesterton. Tell us what you know for we lack such wisdom.
GK Chesterton turned to the man sternly and said, I had one insight: science and faith, what is that?
What is it? Said the man.
That’s as far as I could go, he said, holding his pipe.
So why did you write so much?
A man has to eat.
Hey, we’re finally in Lebanon. Let’s go get some patata hara! Yalla, let’s go!
No, I have to say hi to my grandma and tortoise in the mountains.
Oh, ok, but we’re in Lebanon. What about some shawarma! We can go to Zeytuna Bay too!
No, I have to pray to Mar Charbel too. No time for zaatar and tomato either in the sunlit balcon. Do you want to come?
Sure, I thought it’s all about the food and the cool vibes.
No, get out, before I call Hezbolla and deport you.
I just wanted to go back to my roots.
I know, my boy. It’s not about the shawarma, it’s just tahini. Just get a bottle, and you’ll be okay.
Here, some mustard, it will save your soul. It’s very good.
Witch licks plate.
Oh, very nice.
And dies.
Mustard was in fact uranium particles of dust.
Hey, I can go out with a man now.
How? Isn’t it like illegal by God Almighty? You should be afraid of that guy.
No, culture was diffy back then. So it’s like not real, that part. But we can still love.
Oh, ok, it says I can’t do bestiality either back then.
What’s that? It’s probably outdated too if it’s an old Testement thing. You know. It’s so funny!
Oh, you should take that back and look up that word.
Look at you, you’re past teenagehood and still practicing that chastity stuff. No use.
But it’s in the Bible.
Yeah, but look, you’re not even married.
Sure, but being unchaste won’t help.
How do you know?
Because it’s sin.
You’re too old.
I just past 25.
Well, time is ticking, you have 8 years until you get married to Jesus.
Oh, Armen, you’re looking at a lot of pictures there. Is that Azerbaijan, like Baku?
Yeah.
Why are you doing that?
What’s it to you?
Oh, maybe you want to go there? Are you okay?
My missiles are a go.
You’re missiles?
Yes, I got ducks in a row, and we’re ready for launch.
Ok. Can I come too?
No, we already won, it’s ok.
Ok, how’d you do it?
Just mind, just use your mind, no bodies allowed, or muscles, just mind. Thats how.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Hey, check out my cooking online.
Oh, nice, I love it!
Which one do you like?
I like the one with the sauce.
Which one? There’s eggplants with meat. There’s a soup with lentils and red pepper spices.
I’m not sure.
Ok, I like you, here’s a ticket, it says you can have Leap-on-on-tsi fervor for two minutes today, but after I have to kill you. Ok?
Wow, what a privilege. Thank you. Can I choose my dying meal.
Of course. But you have to die afterwards. Take your pick.
I can’t believe it. I can feel the fervor already.
Ok, that’s a violation.
What do you mean? I even have the right accent for the lentil soup. Chore-buh.
Where’s your ticket.
Here.
That’s not the proper certification. Get out.
The pyramids are the opposite of Christianity, representing not only an anti-democratic regime in history but also serving as the opposing force of the people of God in Israel’s escape from enslavement. And what is at the peak of this pyramid? Their source of power? It is an eye, not of providence, a nice cover up, but an eye of seeing all things, not from God but human. Instead of senatorial argumentation, there is private secret monitoring of all things and activities with repercussions for every blow, which is why Moses was so easily caught upon killing a taskmaster on his way to the wilderness.
Just as you ought not to trust any priest with your confession though guilty nonetheless, you ought not to trust every police officer with your report of crime though innocent. For they may, like a sorcerer priest, or slanderous man, stealing your body, mind, and thoughts and anointing and spiritual gifts, similarly rob you of your life, justice, happiness, and security and credibility.
I heard the voice of God, the Lord, in the depths of my being, in my heart, a whisper, not a thunder, it was positive, and filled with love not hate, and it was founded on the Word of God the Scriptures.
What did he say?
He said “My son, my child, my beloved, you are so good, as everything is good in all creation, for I, the Lord, have created all things.”
Oh, ok. God told me that’s not him.
Oh, that’s improper. Was it a whisper or a thunder?
I don’t know. God told me.
Was it loving or judgmental?
I don’t know. God told me.
Was it on your mind or heart?
Don’t know kiddo.
Oh, ok, that’s a lack of virtue. It must’ve been the devil. Also, it wasn’t founded on the scriptures.
I’m your donkey.
The opposing team scored a goal, however, a flag was raised right before the ball was struck.
The crowds exclaimed in fear, The stadium is going to explode! It’s not safe to be here!
As the masses began to panic, to exit, to survive the explosion, children were run down, families separated, body guards beaten. There was no explosion, just a flag appropriately raised upon a penalty.
Such is the news when politics runs its normal course in correctives and slow processes.
Such is Macron’s France in the face of political failures.